Today, my boyfriend and I were about to take our first shower together. When he came into the room, he had swimming trunks on. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I had great sex and afterward decided to take a shower together. He left the room to get some towels, so I went to the bathroom and wait. I walked out of his room wearing nothing but a thong and ran into his mom who had come home from work early. FML
Today, I was taking a shower when my husband suddenly came in naked. I thought we were gonna have some fun, and so tried to be sexy. He took a quick shower and left. FML
Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML
Today, at the public pool, my boyfriend dived from one side to the other. I jumped in to reward him underwater, kissing him everywhere and grabbing his crotch, until I noticed his shorts were different. I surfaced to see that my boyfriend was still far away. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML
Today, I was taking a shower with my new boyfriend for the first time. Last night was the first night we spent together. As I was washing my hair, I looked down at my feet and noticed yellow water. Some of the warm water I felt on my feet was not from the shower head. FML
Today, after staying at my boyfriend's house for the first time, I got in the shower. His bathroom door doesn't lock, so half way through my shower he walked in. Trying to be sexy, I pressed myself up against the glass, which turned out the be a door that opens outwards. I fell on the floor. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, after not showering with my boyfriend in 3 months, he called me in to the bathroom and asked me to shower with him. After getting excited and ripping my clothes off, I get in and he asks me to wash his hair. FML
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mercedes3210 6
cute! lol
CRrawsum 7
I shower naked.
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Comments (152)
jckbco 0
birth control, for sure
maddyjayneexox 4
his idea of makeshift birth control... for sure.
BikeAllDay818 6
haha I wanted to do that with my first shower with my gf but she said it wasn't fair so she made me take them off :p (;
cincink2277 0
k but think of the plus side he gets to c her nude b 4 he takes off his clothes and who doesnt want thr clothes taken off by someone else
noto_fml 0
what?? no one else does it??
partychix246 0
really then ur strange
Stargenx 6
What happens if you get a boner in the shower?
cincink2277 0
anybody here every have a vibrator that your boy friend tried to use...it doesnt work so well
truehitman2010 0
LmAo ThIS iS ePiC
Nagem1891 1
Bahahahhaa sorry OP but this is too funny!! He's just insecure about his body though, give it time :) I wouldn't let my bf and exes see me naked until I was totally okay about how I looked.
Xxxcookie123xxX 0
he is shy kinda cute (:
xSgtTh0masx 0
lmao
frear 0
Yes, that's right.
R3SSI3 0
it means he has a small penis lol. u guyz prob only have sex in the drk lmfao
YoungBanks 3
Oh well now we all know your boyfriend likes to have sex with you in the dark maybe he is afraid to see your face in the light....