Today, my boyfriend and I went for a ride in a paddle-boat. He decided it would be fun to paddle near the fountain. The fountain decided it would be fun to shower me, him and all of our things in filthy, stinking duck water. I had to ride the bus home by myself. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I wanted to kayak. On the way, I told him I had to go back to our hotel because I needed the bathroom and didn't want a public one to smell. Once back in the elevator at the hotel, it got stuck. For an hour. I pooped myself and had to wait 40 minutes after that for help. FML
Today, my boyfriend's idiotic friend shoved me into a stream so I could be "reunited" with my family, since my name is River. The first thing I saw as I climbed out, soaking wet, was my boyfriend high-fiving his friend. FML
Today, I got into my boyfriend's car having to pee really badly. I accidentally peed everywhere. He kicked me out. I had to walk four miles home in 20 degree weather. In wet clothes. FML
Today, I was on a road-trip with some of my buddies, when we stopped at a gas station. When I opened the door to their bathroom, brown water flowed out, soaking my legs up to my knees. I then spent another 2 hours in an enclosed vehicle. FML
Today, I thought my boyfriend wanted to be romantic by pouring a bath, getting in then calling me in. As I get comfortable, he stands up and gets out. At the same time, I notice yellow water. He'd pissed in the tub for a joke. FML
Today, I was walking home through the slush and snow when a car drove by, soaking me with dirty water. Frustrated, I flipped him off. He then turned around and splashed me again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went for a swim in his pool. I was hoping that the swim would be somewhat romantic, however, that came to an abrupt end when he decided that it would be cool and funny to try and lift me up by my boobs. FML
Today, I stood for half an hour in the rain waiting for my bus. As I started to go inside, my bus turned around the corner and splashed water all over me. The bus driver wouldn't let me on the bus because I was soaking wet and I would "mess up the seats". FML
Today, my car is being repaired, so I had to catch a bus to work. When the bus came, the driver pulled toward the curb and gunned it through a large puddle of water, then pulled away and continued down the road, leaving me soaking wet. FML
Today, a few of my friends arranged for us to go skinny-dipping with the guy I really like. It went really well, until a turd surfaced before our eyes. After we scrambled out of the pool in panic, my crush called us all freaks and left. FML
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bozodaone 0
I wonder if ducks have an opposite - FML like website (F your life?) in their little duck land and they have a post about how some filthy stinking humans were trying to take over their fountain so they beat their ass
cookies_for_you 0
Couldn't he have given you a lift home?
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Comments (74)
ImaginaryFoe 1
That's what I was thinking.
iamchuck 0
You probably needed a shower anyway.
babybubz 0
me too....
jgars575 0
i don't understand why the OP HAD to ride the bus home by herself...that part to me doesn't make sense
ChiTownSharon 4
hahaha good one 15. yeah FYL.
youthink_fml 0
So your boyfriend took you on a boat ride and you got a little wet with water that ducks swim in. So ******' what? That's the worse thing you can complain about? I feel so bad for you.
Anonnamus 0
You misunderstood. It's the fact that the fountain thought it would be fun to spray the OP. If the fountain had shown remorse, this FML would never have been posted. Those fountains are tricky bastards.
youthink_fml 0
I hate it when fountains decide to do that.
KyleSays1 0
whats ydi
Anonnamus 0
Young Douche Intern (in training).
BadPinkKitty07 0
lol 42, that was awesome
perdix 31
Don't anthropomorphize fountains. They hate that.
MrMaD_fml 2
fountain of yeeuuugghh.
EqualisticDan 0
Fountains can surely be a bitch! But, were you taking the bus alone because he left you or what?...(Confused)