Today, my boyfriend and I lost our virginity to one another. He then did a naked victory lap around his dad's house, blasting Akon's "I Just Had Sex" at full volume. He's legally an adult. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. As he came, he yelled "FIRST, BITCHES!" FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. Not only did he last just 2 minutes, he also sat there for a while afterwards, smacking his semi-erect penis in awe and saying, "Look, it's still hard! How crazy is that?!" FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity. In my boyfriend's racecar bed. FML
Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Today, I was in a movie when my boyfriend sent out a mass text saying that he'd just lost his virginity. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend decided to humiliate me by confessing to my dad in detail what he and I had done together and "apologizing" for taking my virginity. FML
Today, my girlfriend lost her virginity. I still have mine, though. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I lost our virginity to each other. Before, I reached over to her computer and put on "Your Body is a Wonderland". Surprisingly, I lasted through the song and didn't realize her iTunes was on random. "Rape Me" by Nirvana came on. I still finished. FML
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ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
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Comments (164)
hoosiergirl94 31
"She put a bag over my head" still counts
Ms_ValS 27
You poor thing OP.. I guess it's best you learn now that men will always have their inner child. Sometimes they are really just big hairy babies. Sometimes.
ohkitty 21
those are lyrics to the akon song..
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#51 So he's a child because he enjoyed himself? I didn't know it was a crime for an adult to be goofy and have fun.
Ben14h 22
That's kind of funny, I'm assuming his dad wasn't home then?
Agtthepw 21
And hoping no one else was in the neighborhood.
twister45 17
But you want everyone to know.
chuchusheep 19
thats awesome. haha. something you can always remember and laugh about.
stingray112 24
Yeah I don't really understand what the problem is
tzuri4 11
That's a nice way to look at it
ChrisPavs 17
AND IT FELT SO GOODDD
llama_drama 19
A woman let me put my penis inside of her!
rocker_chick105 31
"Doesn't matter, had sex" is only ever acceptable in this FML
kirstyfunnybunny 18
Well at least he enjoyed it
chuchusheep 19
it seems he more than just enjoyed it. haha. ?
Grayness_ 26
How did you not join him? Lol That's so funny :) just laugh it off OP
derangedplanet 23
this would have cracked me up. don't be a stick in the mud. sing along too
TheNewGuy03 29
Right? This isn't an FML; this is a MLIA (My Life is Awesome)!
Jryan952015 7
Must have been some good sex. I would take it as a compliment
twister45 17
You should say it was crappy and he will stop running instantly.
airforce987 20
Doesn't matter had sex
vaxc 17
lmao
YB90 7
lol well now you have a funny story about the first time you had sex
shadowlurker_j 15
Honestly, he sounds like a fun guy.