Today, my cat still loves me too much. He schedules his dumps for when I'm doing my makeup in the bathroom so he can stay with me. I either have to suffer the noxious odor or be late for work. This is a daily thing. FML
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oh_lordy_me 18
OP here! I would love to move his litter box but in a one bedroom apartment it's pretty useless, unless I want the smell in the bedroom or living room/kitchen! As for shutting the door, I probably should! Took me a little while to realize what he was doing, since this is a recent habit of his. The little turd (pun intended) used to chill with me as I was getting ready and him meowing outside of the door is annoying as hell. But, yeah, all in all, I vacate the premises for a few minutes, light a candle and all is good :)
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lat187 18
I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.
FarFromHome_fml 17
What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...
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Comments (98)
thatguynamedsky 32
well that stinks
chrisbeaudoin 26
No, just no.
thatguynamedsky 32
i tried :/
antdbzb 10
well that sucks
Sansa_fml 38
Just put the litter box outside the bathroom, or learn your cat how to use a toilet.
McDerp 11
Ha you learnt him good
pokemyeyes 23
Teach. Teach your cat.
ImTheAlpha 30
I think that learn can be used in the same place as teach, if I remember correctly.
Peppersworth 6
Or you could stop putting make-up on.
Mpii 11
Or put it on somewhere else.
ohSNAPyall 27
Or close the door.
FarFromHome_fml 17
What are you feeding him? It's not his fault...
ILikeKoalas 24
To be honest cat poop always smells revolting no matter what. I know from experience, even if you feed them the right cat food they'll always stink the room out after they've done a crap.
Ilmoran 20
@29, its the lyrics to "Smelly Cat", from Friends.
Ilmoran 20
Well, modified to speak to the owner, not the cat. (out of time to edit)
emenesso 13
@29: Wrong.
jvanevery 19
make sure he's not eating anything wild, he might need a trip to the vet feralcat got into the house took a dump as soon as she did my cat started screaming about the smell on the smell was truly ungodly
writergirl1029 17
He's obviously not you're favorite cat.
writergirl1029 17
Your*, stupid autocorrect.
tellyc 27
Smelly cat
OysterPearls 33
What are they feeding you?
SubparAtBest 23
Nothing worse than a smelly pussy
thehappycamper 13
Reminds me of Phoebe's song.
lat187 18
I can't make brunch at 9, I have an 8:45 dump scheduled when Megan is doing her makeup.... I just really love her.
riddhi 16
air freshner?
noamoa9 20
well then move the litterbox ?