Today, my boyfriend and I heard my parents going at it upstairs. He said, "sounds like they're having more fun than we did." To make it worse, he crept to their door and put his ear to it, telling me what he heard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had to have an awkward conversation with my parents when they told me they were able to hear me and my boyfriend having sex at night. FML
Today, I can hear my parents having sex in the next room. FML
Today, I heard my parents having sex. It wouldn't have been so bad if we weren't in the same hotel room. They thought I was asleep. FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, my dad called my cell. He ended the phone call with, "and tell your boyfriend to shut up, I can hear him moaning." FML
Today, I was sending some dirty texts to my boyfriend, when I heard a knocking sound coming through the wall. I sat there for ten minutes before I realized I was listening to my mom and her boyfriend having sex. FML
Today, I got permission from my parents for my boyfriend to stay over. Things got intimate, and I tried my hardest not to make too much noise. However, while having a post-sex cuddle, we heard my parents in the next room muttering about my "faking". FML
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I was apparently really loud, because when we finished I heard his mom and grandma sarcastically imitating me outside. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex while his parents were out. They came home early, ran upstairs, and knocked on the door. Scrambling to find our clothes, we gave up and just hid under the blankets. They barged in, drunk and laughing, and tried ripping the covers off. FML
Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML
Today, after having sexual intercourse with my boyfriend, we went downstairs to find his parents had come home early and had heard everything. I then received a long scolding from his mother of how I'd disrespected her house. My boyfriend received a high-five and a thumbs-up from his dad. FML
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Top comments
doctorturkleton 0
I read 'boyfriend' as 'brother.' It made this about 293464802 times worse.
Dejaay 2
hahah, maybe he wanted to learn from the best ;)
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Comments (52)
oldwiseguy 0
So you rather they were getting a divorce! You whinny little babies don't appreciate how good your life really is. Maybe after you get pregnant and your BF dumps your ass maybe you'll learn.
Terezi 0
Whinny? Good sir, I don't believe OP is a horse.
NikkiFlysKites 8
You may be an old man, but I don't find you wise at all. I don't believe OP said anything about not appreciating her life, just that it's an FML moment. I understand sex is a part of her parent's life, but they could have waited until their daughter's boyfriend was at least gone. And I don't believe she deserves to be knocked up and left just because she found her boyfriend's reaction odd.
Ninjafriends 1
If you do it at the same time and synchronize with the noises, it will be like you're virtually doing it with your parents. Bonus if you ****** at the same time as your mom.
samantha_142 0
eww. hahaahah this is funny though.
likesocoollike_fml 0
that's so wrong in so many ways...
supahnazi 0
OH YA BABY GIVE IT TO ME
skyeyez9 25
At least you didn't hear your mom barking like a seal, when she got the big 'O'
hahasluts 0
It woulda been funnier if the boyfriend yelled at the parents "KEEP IT DOWN WE'RE TRYING TO ****"
akaashR 0
heck well if your going to do anything about your lack of sex then ydi
dt520 4
you got thier genes put em to use!
SomeJeansANDkeys 0
He was giving you subtle hints. He clearly wanted to "have fun."
cassidy112 0
Wow