Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
Ashystar 1
my friends boyfriend came home oneday and sed to my friend 'i have a surprise for you' n she got all excited and he pulled out from behind his back a set of scales. soooo mean getting her all excited about it
13linz 1
U need to get rid of ur "man" cuz obviously he doesn't like u for who u r n is tryina change u!
joewaka89 0
Hey... Diet pills ain't cheap.
potatosrock 10
keep the basketball
officer_nasty 0
take my advise use em u fat bitch
danielanoel 0
You should get him some douche pills.
russianraccoon 0
Ok. I honestly don't understand why women are obsessed with trying to stay slim all the time and then you buy your poofy jackets and whenever someone wants to encourage your health you bitch them out.
AmandaBrown11 1
Idk why he wouldn't just dump you if he finds you so unattractive. Superficial or not, it is important that a person is at least a bit attracted to their significant other. Unless you're one of those people that doesn't think sex is important in a relationship. Anyway, OP's bf is immature for not at least trying to talk to OP about her weight gain (or I assume she gained weight, if he suddenly has an issue with it). Find a dude who actually has the balls to talk to you when he's having issues
dansco 25
Great present there fatty lol. Seriously what a tool! I'd write all over the ball as revenge!!
xxdanielt3 0
Kick him in the balls :p