Today, my boyfriend and I gave each other early Christmas gifts. I gave him a basketball signed by his favorite player, which took me forever to find. He got me diet pills. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only staying with me because I’m getting him a signed poster for Christmas. FML
Today, is my boyfriend and my 3 year anniversary. We decided to give each other something that we really needed. I bought him the $300 worth of books that he needed for college. He surprised me with a workout video and exercise equipment. FML
Today, I wrapped my boyfriend's Christmas presents for him, because he was too lazy to do it himself. This included my own present. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a box of chocolates for Christmas. I thought it was sweet until I noticed the heart drawn on the back. It's the same box of chocolates I gave him for Christmas. Christmas last year. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he wanted for Christmas. He then told me that he would only tell me if I promised not to get mad, so I agreed. He told me that he wants me to start working out because I'm getting fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me a pair of ankle weights for my birthday. How utterly romantic. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, I received an early Christmas gift from my boyfriend of ten months. It was soap. In a few days he will be receiving his very expensive specialized car horn he has wanted for years, while I will be enjoying my new bar of Walmart brand soap, which has already begun to give me a rash. FML
Today, I went to a work party where we had a Secret Santa. I gave a nice set of beer bottles with glasses. When my name was called I naturally picked the biggest gift. I got groceries. I now have dog food and men's body spray. I don't have a boyfriend or a dog. FML
Today, my husband came home with a Christmas gift from a coworker. It's the same thing I got him. FML
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Regmeister 10
FYL I hope you kicked him in the crotch...
meganfoxsbitch 0
Tell him if he doesn't like you the way you are then you don't feel the need to give him any "love"..
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Comments (155)
vinachin 5
Tell him you need a bigger dick!
Nutcup 16
The response is simple: Buy him some male enhancement pills when Christmas actually does roll around.
rockinsexychick 5
That's terrible I mean he should have confronted you if he thought u had a weight problem not like given u a crappy hint
iBluePancake 4
its not his fault you might of gained a couple pounds. show him that you love him and take the pills with a good diet .. he'll thank you in the bed
AmbrosiaWriter 17
Right. Totally her fault that her boyfriend is an inconsiderate dirt bag who only keeps his own best interests at heart. Yup. Or, she could find a guy who actually realizes that a relationship is a two way street and the sex will probably be even better, since, you know, her current bf probably is one of those guys who thinks that the female ****** is a myth.
KileyBoynton 0
Are you in need of diet pills?
mssalmonella 0
I actually don't find this wrong. Well, better if he gave you a membership at the gym. Nothing wrong with wanting your partner to look good. Would love my boyfriend to support me.
AmbrosiaWriter 17
That's not support, that's a crappy hint which translates directly into "You're fat." Which she obviously didn't think. That's not support, that's him wanting a skinnier girlfriend without actually putting forth the time and effort into talking with her to see if SHE wanted to be skinnier - which I doubt she did.
mssalmonella 0
Well obviously she needs it and maybe he didn't know what else to do. It's not mean to say that someone is fat, just facts.
iBluePancake 4
Its not fair for the guy that his girlfriend got heavier than when they started dating. Its very important in a relationship to look good and stay healthy
mssalmonella 0
Not only in a relationship. Who wants someone that don't care about how they look? Why should people just sit around and rotten. Humans are so damn retarded and only think "everybody should love me just the way I am"... Well, are you really a big fat and disgusting cow, because that's what you look like. Gaah, I'm getting so tired of the society and lazy people!!
Boots31 1
That is so mean!!!
skyeyez9 25
Take your ball back and go home.
droln4maltesers 8
Before you take his gift back throw it at his happy sack!