Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
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DolphinLaser23 24
So romantic
dcats 13
Too quick?
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sweetbliss3 37
so? I mean it was a quicky but at least he stopped by. maybe he'll give you longer sex after work. a preview of what's to come.
AlyKinks35 21
So not cool..he could've atleast brought flowers...
RickySleeves 20
At least ya got something
SydLovesLacey 18
Awe /: don't worry OP, sometimes men don't realize how important anniversaries are to us sometimes. Just communicate with him about it and how you feel. He should take the hint.
SS 31
Guys don't take hints. Be straight to the point.
attaboyyy11 11
This
Polynomial 28
As a guy ... What 40 said.
brand125 17
not all guys know that 5 years is any more important than 2, 3 or 4.. dont you just celebrate every anniversary, every year? (which in this case they didnt, at all)
LazyLarry 3
Um, I take great offense from that.. Not all of us are forgetful.
fakedsincerity 32
Hopefully he's just throwing you off the scent of a better surprise. But maybe that's optimistic. lol. Also, there's nothing wrong with an early morning quickie to make the rest of the work day more bearable. :P
MELKOZAR 27
It's the thought that counts!
demix_fml 32
It's my five year anniversary this year too and I bet I don't even get that !
siggy_mcsigx 22
I'm glad my boyfriend and I don't know our exact anniversary date.
worldclassrager 41
And then after work he took you out for a great dinner...right? He needs to prioritize better either way you should be #1
leogachi 15
How about instead of skipping work and risk getting fired they just celebrate when neither of them are working? Prioritizing is one thing, but skipping work? That's just stupid.
brand125 17
he said AFTER work, not during....
dudeutookhrs 24
Could be worse