Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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DolphinLaser23 24
So romantic
dcats 13
Too quick?
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Idahome 6
5 years???? geez, get married already. lol Be grateful for the quickie. He's working hard and took that time, as little time as it was, to be with you. Besides, you don't know that he doesn't have something else planned for tonight, tomorrow, or whenever his next day off is.
sandman676 20
After 5 years why aren't you living together?
Dexter83_fml 17
I hope he takes you out for a nice meal please let us know how you got on.
cccccccchrissss 4
Hopefully that was just part one
rec_chem 22
Sounds like you need a new boyfriend.
SonofaBeach310 3
Sounds spontaneous and exciting!
erichan76 7
why buyvthe cow when you can get the milk for free? sorry, don't mean to be insensitive, but 5 years is a long time to wait when there is no commitment
superspooky 13
better than nothing.
mwali02 32
Go ahead and make plans for tonight! If you want something, go after it! Congratulations, and have a great year! :)
LadyTyger51ne 8
I hope he makes up for it.