Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our 5 year anniversary. All I got was him stopping by for a quickie before he went into work. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I celebrated our five-year anniversary. I got him a new flat-screen TV. He got me toilet seat cover. FML
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Today, I snuck into my boyfriend's house at 9am to surprise him on our 1 year anniversary. In the process, I gatecrashed another celebration he was having with his second girlfriend. FML
Today, I was spending time with my boyfriend for our one year anniversary. Trying to be romantic, I told him that I loved him and I was so glad I was with him. He responded by giving me a thumbs-up and turning back to the TV. FML
Today, my boyfriend gave me an anniversary present to mark 5 years of us being together. It was a Mooncup. FML
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DolphinLaser23 24
So romantic
dcats 13
Too quick?
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xoxosaj 10
at least he came by. some people don't even get that, be grateful.
Uuuuxc 7
YDI. Sorry, but when i see people that say "all i got" i cringe. So what, he has to buy you material things or he doesn't love you?
ProSwimmerFL 16
Hey better than nothing op at least He remembered. That counts for something
dakota555 8
Try flowers lol
silverkaast 9
after 5 years of just dating he hasn't proposed yet? ydi for staying with a guy that long/no ring and still expecting him to make you a big deal at the same time. he obvi doesn't see you as a priority. move on, or beat his ass until he treats you right. ydi for actually giving him the quickie.
TallMist 32
What's wrong with waiting for marriage? 5 years may seem like a long time, but the man has every right to wait until he's ready for marriage. Maybe they can't AFFORD to get engaged/married yet, ever think of that? Or maybe something is going on that's preventing them from getting engaged/married. Or, perhaps, this is one of those couples who don't even want to get married and believe that, if the relationship was meant to be, they'd never permanently break up. There's a huge list of reasons as to why people that have been dating for 5 years aren't married yet. You shouldn't judge someone for not wanting to/being able to marry.
TallMist 32
Also, the fact you suggested actually beating the guy up. Seriously? You think violence is the answer here? Yeah, sure, that'll make him wanna stick around more. Not.
Zebediabolical 45
You can always afford to get engaged.
TallMist 32
Not always. Some people are too broke to be able to afford being able to buy a ring.
SPFINATOR1993 10
If he's still a "boyfriend" after five years, not a fiancé and not a husband, time to go.
TallMist 32
Read the reply I gave to the comment above yours. And let's add on to it, actually: Some people do call the person they're engaged to a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Weirddate 11
Deprive him for as long as you can!
RavenTheFoxx 16
My boyfriend and i agree that we do something together for anniversaries...getting stuff for one another can be stressful. And that way we plan it out so no one forgets.
Clarence Gilbert 7
and what happand after work?