SpiderFather
France
Today, my seven-year-old son put a spider in the microwave. Animal cruelty? No. The goal was to irradiate it, then get it to bite him so that he would become Spider-Man. FML
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
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lhazz11 23
At least he's creative
Toasty283 8
Damn it, why couldn't I think of that as a child?
imaginaryvoice 18
Your 7 year old is a genius. I've gotta go find me a spider
thatkidhesh 11
you quite possibly have the coolest kid on the planet OP.
omg36 7
That's pretty clever for a 7 year old
TheGreatPotato 19
Don't forget that he's also brave. I mean, I can't even bring myself to go near a spider, let alone throw one in the microwave.
LeFrogDog 27
The kid has a future in interrogation.
summerguy97 16
68 Let alone let it bite afterwards
evilscorpi 29
the kid is 7 I don't see this as a fml, I would have smiled for my child's dream to become a superhero.
wvcheesehead1 9
It may have worked if it he was not in France.
Krystal3408 32
And brave for letting a spider bite him
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I agree, congratulations OP for raising such a wild imaginative son. :)
Aweh_Olivia 13
Agreed, it shows that some kids these days still have imagination. Most 7 year old boys I know sit on their ass all day swearing at people over xbox.
Nolimit2217 32
I like his style.
MissEmma_fml 22
So stupid yet so clever..
hemz_fml 13
That's pretty smart for a 7 year old its just ridiculous to grown ups
LeFrogDog 27
@20 what are you saying? That its so stupid it just might work
MissEmma_fml 22
76 - the stupid part was referring to the naïvety of OP's son, however it's a clever concept for such a young child to come up with. But you never know, it is so stupid that it just might work!
webbface 25
That Is so very adorable!
adameeo 21
Did it work?
iammeorami 25
I think it went SPLAT!
lionkat456 28
So did it work? XD
Kn0wledge123 21
At least he has goals in life, eh?
EngageZoo5 8
Brilliant, at least he's trying. We could use a Spider-Man.
lilhellian 27
Especially since Bill Gates won't use his wealth and smarts to become IronMan!
RedPillSucks 33
His suit would get infected with viruses, get the blue screen of death and freeze up.
lilhellian 27
I am curious as to what he is actually using though. Because if was using the same version he sells to us, shit would get changed.
LeFrogDog 27
hes secretly using a Mac
josh7279 7
That kid is thinking outside the box.
mmyoung979 14
Or inside the microwave
cieloalicia 16
Innovative! Pretty clever kid. Though it sucks for the spider..
SupremeGenius 8
That's alright. No one cares about spiders anyway.
LeFrogDog 27
probably more where it came from
FlyingLeumer 19
Wow, I wish I had a kid like that.
RoboCunnilingus 23
Word. I'd be quite proud.
MissWhitneyB 17
Your son is awesome :)