Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
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Comments (88)
knightmareengage 16
Well?! Are you!!?!?
ryannmichael 17
Honestly I suggest you sit down with your boyfriend about this. YES he might be insecure or you are giving him really MIXED signals, who knows? Communication is key.
tatertotx3 16
Mixed signals? ITS HER BROTHER!!
moirash 1
My brother and I aren't friends. His exCarr's made the same accusation. The fact that he's my brother clearly makes it impossible for there to be any "mixed signals". That is an absurd, horrible thing to say to someone that you supposedly care about. Period.
Abhinow 7
tell him u r not from house Lannisters
dcam13 19
that's some game of thrones stuff right there. dirty.
meisiemeisie 8
Is your boyfriend Henry VIII?
magickiss87 22
That's seriously some scary jealousy issues right there! Start plotting your exit.
tatertotx3 16
your boyfriend needs to realize this is the new millennium not the 1700s.
MrThump 16
Is your brother called Cletus? This may explain why your boyfriend came to this conclusion.
QuadCoreJB 3
So Cersei! How's Jammie without a hand?
daemonsparta 16
why does he think that?