Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
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Comments (88)
erindgentry 28
Did you incest you weren't cheating on him with your brother?
reeper147 14
Well to be fair, we aren't hearing a no. Is this a flowers in the attic type of scenario?
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
I incest you talk it over with him
codytallica 38
You might not see it this way but look at it on the bright side, if there is one lol. I think your bf has seen your relationship with your brother and is jealous of the bond that you two have and he wants that kind of thing with you too. Then again, he may be a freak that actually believes it. My advice is to just weather the storm for now and if he goes further than an assumption like stalking or cameras then run!
crazyapes 6
I read this to my wife, who the immediately started humming the Game of Thrones theme song.
kibster9 20
Incest is the best
AbtractAngela 17
what
funnygiggles12 3
hey.... idk your life...
iwanttogotoparis 26
Is he that stupid? The future has no hope if he has children
helptheorphans 17
lookin for that "you mean ex-boyfriend" comment
MrGibbs25 20
you need a smarter boyfriend.