Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
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Comments (88)
Selene1090 26
I used to have a boyfriend like that. Run. You will be so glad you didn't stick around.
LazyLion 12
Are you?
wangle 2
I also say run!
FalloutScrolls 25
Anyone else's gag reflex kick in reading this?
RedPillSucks 33
maybe he's projecting. your brother should be concerned.
vikky538 29
Ask your boyfriend to stop watching game of thrones
HiddenAmongShado 2
well somebody has been watching too much Game of Thrones lol
bad_boyfriend 10
That a big red flag. Either he has serious jealousy issues or he doesn't understand what healthy sibling relationships look like, or both. I'd get out of there.
VideoGameGangsta 5
First off are you even sure that he is serious and wasn't just messing around. Like me and my brother in law are always messing around that were lovers and going to steal my sisters kids and move to Canada. Just saying. Also if he is serious why does that make him paranoid that shit happens and its F'ed up.
MandieL 27
Big difference in your stories. There is nothing incestuous with you and your brother in law running away to be a couple. The only thing that makes it wrong is he is married to your sibling and that you joke around about kidnapping. There are many things wrong and incestuous about OP running off with her blood related brother.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your boyfriend has issues.