Today, my boyfriend admitted that he thinks I'm cheating on him, with my brother. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
That's kinda handy!
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML
Keep it in the family
Today, I found out why my boyfriend won't come over anymore. He and my brother apparently had a "thing" before we started dating. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally met my brother. He arrested him for drunk driving. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Today, I confessed to my boyfriend that I was in love with his best friend. He confessed that he was too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend because I suspected he had been cheating. His reply? "Took you long enough to figure it out." FML
Top comments
PenguinBitch 44
"Why is he always 'hanging out' in your house Denise?!"
alexlots 20
Probably time to dump him if he's so insecure he thinks you'd hook up with your own brother
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Comments (88)
remometol 16
People often worry about their partner cheating when they're doing it themselves. Are you sure he isn't cheating on you, with his sister?
LadyLuck93 20
Clearly he's insane in the membrane. Get rid of him, he's a twisted individual.
moirash 1
My brother's ex gf accused him of breaking up with her so he could have sex with me... This all happened after SHE broke up with HIM.
2013bchan41 20
It's amazing how changing "my" to "his" really changes the context
oliv34 11
hmm sounds like male pride, and maybe hes hiding something. im a guy, we donth think dumb unbelievable things unless we've done something bad ourselves
kpetrovski 24
"... I mean he's not WRONG, but that's besides the point"
Xion0014 20
That would be weird. But my friend once had sex with her foster brother... If no one knew he was her foster brother people would think it was incest. I personally still find that a little too weird even if they weren't biologically related..
Jwaye2 7
I was sleeping with my sister in law for over a year but to be fair we were doing it before our parents even got married
docidaho 1
Well, are you?
RealSuperSand 21
your name isn't Cersei by chance is it?
inolongercare 19
Is your last name Lancaster?
pandalover69 26
It's Lannister.