Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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f0rged 0
YDI
NGM_47 0
YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?
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rwac07 0
tools > Internet options > delete history.... lol
swagga0n1oo 0
Okay Chris Crocker, let's not get to crazy now. People can bash anyone they want, get over it. It's the internet, freedom of speech, people will say whatever they want.
samantha_durano 6
you kids and your **** sites x)
Cokencsi 0
aw I am not in Houston but I am in Arlington! only like 4 hours away I think.
d4m4s74 12
ydi for copy/pasting **** urls select and slide, that's all you need to do. Or at least copy a space after that
Abonnent 0
So he watches ****...who dont?
Kookies101 0
It serves you right. You shouldn't be looking up **** at your office if you want to keep your job.
jociecat 0
lol that sucks
suffer_for_beaut 0
ahahahaha
kemar7856 0
some people are just stupid why would you look at **** at work your internet use is ussuly recorded and most people are not even smart enough to erase there history and clipboard