Today, my boss was using my computer and tried to copy and paste a website URL. It must not have copied first, because it pasted a URL to a porn site. I think I should start looking for a new job. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at work, I received an email telling me that viewing porn websites was prohibited and was a good enough reason to fire me. FML
Today, at work, I stepped out for a few minutes to use the bathroom. Shortly after returning, I found out the hard way that one of my coworkers had used my computer to send a profanity-filled email to our boss, calling him an asshole and telling him to go fuck himself. I'm now jobless. FML
Today, discovered that all the viruses I have gotten on my computer at work haven't been from anything I've done, but because my boss has secretly been using it after hours to download or watch porn so he wouldn't risk getting a virus on his own computer. I've lost 3 major projects due to this. FML
Today, I was on a conference call and digital meeting at work when I got bored and started surfing the Internet. Little did I know that my desktop was being shared. My boss was on the call and saw everything. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
Today, my boss came up to my desk to talk about a new project. He came up to my monitor so we can go to a website. My browser had frozen and I couldn't close it. The tabs I had open: Facebook, Gmail, Careerbuilder, Monster, and Resume Samples. FML
Today, I sent my mom a link to a news article via Facebook. Immediately after sending, however, I noticed I had forgotten to copy the news article's link, and what I had sent instead was the last thing I had copied and pasted: a porn link. FML
Today, my boss bitched me out for doing some random web browsing while waiting for some documents I needed to arrive, then went back to his desk and went on Facebook, thinking I couldn't see. FML
Today, I sent my boss a link to a website I thought would answer a simple question she'd asked. Turns out, yes, the site did answer her question, but it also had some very suggestive ads on it. Apparently I'm the only person in the office who uses adblock. FML
Today, I was trying to show my family a cool website. Unfortunately my porn instincts kicked in and I started typing the URL of my favorite porn site. I couldn't stop myself before it autocompleted. FML
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f0rged 0
YDI
NGM_47 0
YDI for looking uo **** at work. Seriously, who does that!?
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Comments (187)
hoydenrulez 0
number 10 I dont think it's goof off. it's jerk off. lol and number 17 nice pic! (:
xTBearx 0
You are all dumbasses for making fun of Snick, you guys are using text language like "u" and "ur". You're making yourself look even worse. And please don't waste comments bashing anyone. If you don't like someone, don't read their comment. No one can be "Miss" or "Mr" perfect. Anyone that bashes someone just by knowing them through a comment, is, infact a dumbass. You must have no life at all. Either quit complaining or get the hell out. OP - YTDI for looking up **** at work. Do that stuff at home!
ndiesal 0
Looking at **** sites at work goes beyond goofing off. We all goof off a bit. There are other reasons that you don't look at **** as well.
Anteezy 7
It's bad enough that you watch ****, but you just had to watch **** at work...
pcakewafflebacon 0
haha. you punny
andrewgavn 0
retard
KurouTenshi 0
tube8 on the iPhone, silly!!
Otrain 5
haha DGross i remember that FML
AhmedKSA 0
u really should be looking 4 new job
orangesodaftw 0
lol at 40