Anonymous
Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
gt
Canada
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
faeliality
United States
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Rae
United States
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
hangman
London, United Kingdom
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Sarah
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
San Francisco, United States
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
fird
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Anonymous
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Anonymous
Brisbane, Australia
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
disgruntled
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Anonymous
Manager of the week
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
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tigerthepredator 16
Your boss is stupid
Rozeyyy 25
Some people are just born with less brain cells than others Op.
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tnlander 20
Was there something important going on, like a major deadline? Some times stress makes you over look the little things.
mariemelody_fml 9
We got a champion over There!
Tomryan279 10
Should have told him you are having a massager bring the computer over
niallo 23
Actually, if you have a smart phone you can take a picture and send it to your boss in an email. It will even say sent from your phone so he can't say that you're pulling a fast one.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
Way back, before smart phones, I once contracted to fill in for someone until their company could hire a replacement. One morning, her email address stopped working. The IT guy happened to be passing my desk just as I discovered this, so I asked him, "Did you disable Laura's email address? I can't get or send mail." He said, "I might have, I don't know, I've already done so much this morning. Send me an email, and I'll check when I get back to my desk." I said, "Um..." He interrupted with a snippy, "Between now and the time I get back to my desk, eighteen people are going to ask me questions, and I won't remember them all, so you HAVE to send me an email, or it won't happen." I said, "Okay, but the problem is that I don't have any way to send email." He started to turn red and said loudly, "WELL, THEN, SEND ME AN..... oh. Sorry. Do you have a Post-It or something?" I wrote, "Turn Laura's email back on," on a Post-It and handed it to him, and he walked off, embatrassed.
Soninuva 41
Unfortunately, common sense is not that common.
waleedma 18
Your boss must have a lot of free time!!!! Might be a good idea to change boss?
RaccoonChild 5
How the hell can you email someone if your email isn't working?!
jrm89 9
email me the solution when you figure it out!
indigohippopo 20
*face palm*