Today, my boss tried to fire me for not emailing him a screenshot to prove my email wasn't working. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss called me and asked why I haven't been showing up to work. I didn't show up because he fired me last week over the phone. Then he fired me again for not showing up to work. FML
Today, I was fired for not attending a mandatory meeting. I confronted my boss and told her I never heard anything about it, she told me that daily reminders had been sent out via email for weeks. She then discovered that she failed to enter my email address in the system. I was still fired. FML
Today, my boss suspended me for laughing too hard at my desk and causing a big scene in front of our customers. I was laughing because he'd forwarded me a hilarious email. He was practically smirking as he handed me my official warning. FML
Nice to know
Today, my boss mistakenly drunk-texted me and was talking shit about me. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, while on vacation, I got fired for not working a shift I wasn't scheduled for. Even after texting my boss a copy of my vacation approval letter, she still fired me. FML
Today, my boss put me on suspension for violating company policy by having non-work related mail in my inbox. They were spam emails. FML
Today, my boss is writing me up for not signing a report before I left work. He refused to print the report that day, and I don't have access to the printers. FML
Manager of the week
Today, my boss yelled at me for ignoring emails on my day off. Our emails are only accessible from work desktops, so I’d have had to be at my desk to answer it, which I had to explain to him 3 times before he understood. This is what happens when CEO’s promote their nephews to middle management. FML
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tigerthepredator 16
Your boss is stupid
Rozeyyy 25
Some people are just born with less brain cells than others Op.
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gotbeer 7
email as a software issue or you could not login to webmail either?
sillygirl247 14
That's redundant. You couldn't have texted it to him.
OrganicSistah 17
Sounds like your boss needs to fire himself for being so dumb.
XxthemonkeyxX 8
"Oh sure let me just make a new email to show you that my current email can't be used to email you back. Now is this new email going to be my working email or do I have to wait for my current email to work again?"
Xeivan 15
The retard is strong in that guy.
someguy415 1
What, its too difficult for people to imagine a world where you have, gasp, more than one email service? OP, if I were your boss, and you responded to my request to email a screenshot of your wail service not working, I would assume that you are a complete idiot unless you are over the age of 60.
missoops 21
Taking a screenshot is easy enough but honestly was there any other way of showing your boss? Sounds like at least one of you was waiting for the slightest opportunity to end your job FYL op.
flexseal 14
Derp
spacehagg 3
you're an idiot. you can take a screenshot and email it once the email is working or I dont know maybe just get off your fat ass and go talk to your boss-i hate when working people have no problem solving skills and spend all their potential intelligence playing victim instead of figuring out their problem
leafynitemare 24
You coulda proved it another way.