Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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Top comments
Larawk 8
The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro
winnerme123 8
Go buy a wig then train yourself.
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Comments (91)
LolChia 7
Screw that, your boss is a dick and I would've quit rather than cut my hair. It's shitty when men with long hair cut it for one reason or another =/ I don't see why he wouldn't have let you tie it back as long as it were kept neat.
jesustitts 20
At least you looked good.
djneverfadeaway 1
You shouldn't have cut your hair just cause your boss said do get a new job !
gregkingsley 4
California hippies can't get no respect
KiddNYC1O 22
The joke's on your boss! He appointed an idiot to trainer! Oh, wait...
knoxxx 22
Well, use your new clean look, and go out and get a new job. Problem solved.
mattscott 5
At least now he no longer thinks that, since he obviously didn't recognize you.
doglover100 29
He is totally oblivious.
LexieWins 0
Does this mean you get two paychecks? :)
SoylentCandycorn 10
Is your boss bald or balding? It might explain a lot.