Work: Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back...

By Anonymous - 14/11/2012 18:10 - United States - Gerber

Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML

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The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro

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Sunday 13 December 2015 12:05

Long hair is attractive.

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Thursday 4 February 2016 1:41

That's when you tell him it's you, and watch his face turn red.

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