Today, my boss told me to cut my long hair. After coming back to work with a clean cut hairstyle, he apparently thought I was the new guy, and said I was going to be trained by "The long-haired girly-looking idiot." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to go get my hair cut because it was getting a bit long. I told the lady that I wanted it way short and she replied "Why? You will look like a guy sweetie." I am a guy. FML
Today, a cute coworker came into the office with a completely new haircut. Instead of complimenting him with, "I like your hair," I said, "I like your head." He backed away slowly and avoided me for the rest of the day. FML
Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
Today, everyone at work commented on how much better my new haircut looked and how I should keep styling it this way as it's such an improvement over my old style. I was late for work this morning. My new hair style was Bed hair that I didn't have time to sort out... FML
Today, I went to a new hair salon that has just opened down my street. I asked them for a trim and a little bit of layering, just to keep things smart and professional. I walked out looking like a cross between a pineapple and a mop. Of course, as is often the case after a bad haircut, I have a job interview in two hours. FML
Today, I went to get a haircut. Who shows up not 5 minutes later to also get a haircut? My obnoxious, bully of a boss. She started chatting with me across the salon the entire time. There was no way to get out of the conversation. FML
Today, I found out that my boss of 2 years not only doesn't know my name, but calls me "Jew hair" behind my back because of my natural ringlets. This man determines all of my career progression. FML
Today, I was sent home from work because my new haircut "looks too much like Hitler's" FML
Today, after growing my hair out for over a year and constantly being told that it makes me look like a girl, I finally cut it. The first thing my friends said when they saw me was that I now look like a "lesbian." FML
Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above my forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, "Quitting." FML
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Top comments
Larawk 8
The boss will look awfully dumb when your "trainer" doesn't show up to train you. FYL bro
winnerme123 8
Go buy a wig then train yourself.
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Comments (91)
my2centsworth 15
Did you tell him you are the long-haired girly-looking idiot?
JustFMLME 7
So, the trainer is you right? Oh, thats normal. Get over it your boss was just feeling good out of the blue bullying on you. Even changing your hair makes you look different. Think of it this way, If your bald you look like a grown up baby. If you have hair you look normal.
winkydog4056 16
Who does OP work for? The New York Skankies? Sounds like he's been Steinbrennered....
Parris83 9
Could you not have refused to cut your hair? Anyway, sorry your boss is an absolute fool! Hope you enjoy the look on his face when he figures out you're the "girly looking idiot"!
IPoopedOnU 12
I like guys with long hair... Your boss is dumb!
brandoneyez1 25
HR issue much....
Micahsamuel 2
If you pull this off properly, you could be getting two salaries!
Nissi 17
Rude /:
Tawnkat 13
Your boss sounds like a dumbass.
daemonsparta 16
looks oike youll be a nice bonus of hush money. that our a trip to hr