Today, the guy I’d been seeing told me he’s asexual and our relationship would never go past holding hands. He called me a 'shallow bitch' after I told him we weren’t a match. Isn’t him asking me to give up sex forever the same as me asking him to have sex? Apparently not. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, I received a message telling me the guy I was seeing just wasn’t feeling the “vibe”. This would be fine, if he hadn’t given me the best sex, and the only sex I’ve enjoyed, in years and years. FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me for sex and when I said no, he asked me to leave. When I demanded to know why, he told me I had reached his limit: if I denied him sex for longer than 6 weeks in a row then clearly I’m not interested in an adult relationship, and need to get the hell out. Asshole. FML
Today, the guy I gave up all my social life and casual sex partner for, suddenly decided that he wants nothing to do with me sexually, and then called me "desperate" for wanting to be his friend despite that fact. Now, because of him, I'm no longer getting laid, and I have no friends. FML
Today, the love of my life, and long term partner, sat me down and told me that he feels so comfortable in our relationship that he no longer feels the need to have sex with me, and he doesn't think that that will ever change. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he’d rather masturbate than have sex with me, and that sex with me is a chore. FML
Today, the person I was seeing asked to be just friends. A few hours later, they tried to talk me into having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he’s no longer interested in sex with me, as he just can't be bothered. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she doesn't want a physical relationship, but an emotional one instead. I said that I was fine with that, as long as we talked things through in the future. She dumped me there and then, because "no straight guy would agree to that." FML
Today, a guy I've been dating for a year asked me to meet him for dinner and a couple of drinks. After dinner, he confessed that he's been seeing another woman and has decided he wants to seek a relationship with her. He then told me how sex with me is great, but he didn't want me to continue being "the other woman." FML
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Top comments
SophieMay 12
if he quickly jumped to insulting you it sounds like a lucky escape
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So now you have two reasons why it was a bad match.
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Comments (6)
Chazzster 32
Not all matches are good matches. Ultimately if it doesn’t work for each person in the relationship, it isn’t going to stick long term. In that case the most merciful thing for both is to move on…
RichardPencil 32
You should have just called him a "limp dick" and walked away. There's no need to think any more about him until you catch him boning your best friend.
SophieMay 12
if he quickly jumped to insulting you it sounds like a lucky escape
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
So now you have two reasons why it was a bad match.
TeaTimeAbyss 22
Asexual person here : you dodged a bullet. Good for you leaving instead of trying to force something. Hope you find your perfect match!
Tisinlovewithme 2
good riddance, he can gtfo with his musty ass