Today, my boss friend-requested me on Facebook. My profile picture is of me licking his employee of the month picture for a dare. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boss decided to post a photo of a piece of crap on Facebook. He tagged me in it. FML
Today, I was scrolling through Facebook and saw a picture that my boss’s girlfriend posted. I walked into his office and said, “DUDE! You gotta set me up with that hot chick in the Facebook photo with you and your girlfriend! I would totally hit that!” It was his daughter. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
Today, my horrible boss sent me a Facebook friend request for the fifth time, in her attempt to not only bother me at work, but also through social media. FML
Today, my boss fired me for being on Facebook at work. He did it via a wall post on Facebook saying, "ur fired." Six of my friends liked this. FML
Today, I went to a work event and was having my picture taken with a coworker. Since we had done karaoke together, someone said we should pose like we were singing. I held my hand up like I was holding a mic and opened my mouth. It looked like I was performing a sex act. My boss glared at me. FML
Today, thanks to my asshole coworker and his obsession of posting pictures and tagging me in them on Facebook after I repeatedly told him not to, my wife found out about a party we had with colleagues only. I’m seen in several photos kissing my work bestie, who I hoped I’d keep under wraps until now. FML
Today, I found out my boss and some employees on my floor have bets placed on who can get the best picture of my ass. I found out when one of the pictures was accidentally sent to me. FML
Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML
Today, my boss yelled at me for visiting Facebook on my work computer. He says that since I can't be trusted, I'll be supervised from now on. I was uploading pictures to the company's Facebook page, which I have to do once a week as part of my job. FML
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starquality 7
did it taste good? ;)
Niki0308 0
Did he call you into the office to do the same thing to him?!? *wink wink nudge nudge*
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Comments (163)
felipe87 2
makes me want to push the "licks it" button
chel325 2
sweet
oemgeezz 0
the only button ur old ass needs to press is "life alert". Nuff said.
oemgeezz 0
the only button ur old ass needs to press is "life alert". Nuff said.
Pretty_Pink_Lady 10
He's not even 30 years old...
felipe87 2
old?! mind your manners youngster or I will have to take a belt to your bottom.
flickyourbic1223 7
Looks like 118/119 needs to stop pressing the send button before they shove their ignorance on the world.
misfitSuperStar 0
Maybe the boss wants to 'like' it, too. ;) Good job, op!
oemgeezz 0
looks like 144 needs to mind their own business.
oemgeezz 0
looks like 144 needs to mind their own business.
teameminem 2
win ^^
Niki0308 0
Did he call you into the office to do the same thing to him?!? *wink wink nudge nudge*
IIRoxieII 12
haha!
ryanriola 0
under his desk
FreebirdIII 1
time to get a promotion!
immja 0
3 as much respect as I have for metallica, at least post lyrics relevant to the FML
PolBig123 0
Everyone knows that pictures of employees are way more interesting than actually SEE employees. YDI
cicpjaky 6
say that is your evil twin out to ruwenin your reputation
skitzofreniks 5
That's probably the reason he requested you as a friend. People can see the picture before they send the request. He thinks you're easy now!
sgtrobswifey 0
YDI for posting dumb shit on facebook. In the grown up world, that's grounds for firing!
flickyourbic1223 7
Try single spacing and it's spelt "love" my country, not "live" my country. Also who uses the term "grown up world"?
KSants7 0
hilarious
HappyCynic 0
I'm pretty sure he's flattered that his face is lickable. In celebration of this joyous moment, he'll lick your face and put it on Facebook. Your friendship has never been stronger.
Bravo11 14
Meating, clever.