Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The buck stops here
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Oh darling, no!! No no no no!! NEVER correct your boss! You're just ASKING for unemployment when you do that! If they're higher up than you, they're always right, even when they're wrong!
Sammyb123 0
ydi for being a smartass
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Comments (139)
Battledog5006 0
ydi let him be a jackass not ur problem
Carbonite 0
soo glad thats illegal in this country. fyl tho
mrbattleman 10
can't you sue for that?
unmadebed 0
Well he sounded like he sucked.So now you can find a new job where your grammar can fully be appreciated.=]
knight0748 5
He shoulda told his boss : Nice Hair!!
jkgfdxb 0
and now you learned your lesson. do not correct your boss esp during a meeting
LiveThenDie 2
OP said it was after the meeting.
destineydeon 0
he didn't say it was after the meeting. he just said after his misspoke.
jkgfdxb 0
if he corrected his boss before or after I don't think he would mention the meeting unless op wrote "after the meeting" but no op didn't
kelzen 0
ydi for being retarded and correcting the person who provides a check.
ShadyFTW1 0
picture win
H8rSk8r 0
Oh gee. Another, " my boss is a total dick " FML. Like there isn't enough of those on here already.
Mirorbo 27
If you don't like it, darling, either leave or Moderate the FMLs. Just because one person has a bad day that's work related doesn't mean others can't.
Kanvis78 0
FYL? Look on the bright side, now you have more time on your hands to correct people on FML! Yay for you!
yolie_fml 0
FTW!
FYLDeep 26
It's like working for the DNR huh? If you get the facts right they throw your ass out. They can't handle that kind of competence.