Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The buck stops here
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
Top comments
Mirorbo 27
Oh darling, no!! No no no no!! NEVER correct your boss! You're just ASKING for unemployment when you do that! If they're higher up than you, they're always right, even when they're wrong!
Sammyb123 0
ydi for being a smartass
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Comments (139)
honda52 0
72 WiN!!
sucks4u918 4
smartass
usmc2016 0
go suck a dick
B4SK3TB4IL 0
ok
B4SK3TB4IL 0
no
jordanandkensie2 0
its funny when people **** up and all but dont be a smartass to your boss. no matter how much you want to
swimchic007 0
72 = EPIC WIN!
chocchipcookies 0
Why would u correct him during a meeting? That just makes your company look bad
angelfaced59 0
after I quit a job via no call/no show for a week which is terrible but my boss was crazy and would plug her nose talking to the district manager n talk normal to me making out she's sick to get off work on every holiday making me work open to close... guess what I found a new job!! lol well when I went to go sign my termination papers and get my final check she wrote me up for "fowl language" I corrected it in the comment section and underlined it the put ... cluck cluck .... makes me wonder if she ever turned that in hahaha
malteseassassin 0
you seem like an in educated hooligan.