Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
The buck stops here
Today, my boss threw me out of her office during a conference call for daring to correct her. The client fired the company because she subsequently got all the information on the call wrong, and plainly had no idea what was going on. From all the screaming, this is now all my fault. FML
Today, my boss reprimanded me for a huge screw-up that he was responsible for. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
HOW CAN SHE SLAP?
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, I found out that absentmindedly correcting my boss's use of the word "whom" could result in my immediate termination. FML
Today, I was fired. For "lack of attention to details", specifically spelling errors. My now ex-boss misspelled the name of his own company on my severance agreement. FML
Today, my boss fired me for causing a "commotion" at work while running the vacuum. FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
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Mirorbo 27
Oh darling, no!! No no no no!! NEVER correct your boss! You're just ASKING for unemployment when you do that! If they're higher up than you, they're always right, even when they're wrong!
Sammyb123 0
ydi for being a smartass
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Comments (139)
mad2physicist 0
Why are people assuming OP didn't do it in a respectful way? The OP might deserve it if he stood up and said 'No you ässhole!' and started screaming and such. On the other hand, if he just waited for his boss to finish and then said 'According to the figures here...' or 'If I am recalling from... correctly,...' I don't see the problem. What is he supposed to do, sit there while his boss lies to everyone?
Sawm11 0
bosses suck at dealing when they're wrong. I'm sure you could get your boss in trouble for firing you over that.
GrammarFailure 0
I read it as miss poke and was trying figure out what it meant.
padresj 0
Translation: "Today I wanted to show my coworkers how smart I was by correcting my boss in front of everybody."
beachlova910 0
well I wouldn't want to be corrected while im with other people either....I would be embarrassed.... you don't have to correct your boss that's just being a dick
lagamorphs 0
Hold your tongue next time.
2345_fml 0
This is one of things wrong with businesses. Everyone higher up immediately thinks they are better than everyone else just because they make a higher paycheck. Maybe if some of the managers actually gave a crap about what employees had to say, and especially when the boss says something wrong, then maybe some businesses would be a lot better off than they are right now.
swinglifeaway123 8
Stfu n quit correcting your superiors, smartass. Prolly wat ur boss said right? I get it all the time..
shayeen 3
Fyl dude . That sucks
tazzy13 0
Sweetie that's called unlawful or unfair dismissal. His not aloud to fire u for that. Take him to court