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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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^ This. (except for the "thong" part) ;)

Enjoy the trip 

serenaaaa_fml 0

R-A-P-E, stay the **** away from me!! that's what u tell him

Karen Alloy. YouTube her. Gorgeous redhead.

ewww haha that sucks

i agree it doesnt mean he will rape him but he should take karate or jiu jitsu or sumthin so he can defend himself

soccerdilan 0

just stay far away from him and keep his dick away from your ass

kingkong954 0

if he tries any funny buisness use it as black mail

kingkong954 0

google doesn't auto match words like that

moniter your asshole 247 ;)