The Sbeak
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML
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supafly208 0
hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.
Dirk_fml 0
swallow a fork dude.
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jamiebuczko 0
HOLY SHIT that's ******* holarious. I literally lmfao. Make sure you cover your butt :)
iRainbowPills 0
maybe you will get a promotion ;D
Straka 0
hey look on the bright side, maybe your not his type:)
IDKWhatHappened 0
OP deserved it for working for Michael Jackson.
BakNBitz 0
Drop your pen infront of him and bend over slowly.
Dommy 0
LOL
Omegamagic1 0
What does having best friends being girls have to do with anything? Im straight and most all my friends are girls :D
drummerelx 0
bring a butt plug
swhockey02 0
u deserve to fall in a hole for writing this
yake12 0
wow thank u for that essay I'm sure noone read...