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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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Mumbellosity711 0

WHATEVER you do, don't let him get behind you when you guys are alone. your boss is queerish

get him fired steal his job

xxwtfwasthatxx 0

glue ur asshole shut

Maybe it was a suggested search and not a recent search? You only saw it for a second so you could have been wrong.

Snooopy_fml 5

not true asshole.

don't drop the soap buddy! -_-

No, but it *might* happen. By your logic, it never has?

956TXking 0

lol

Aero1995 0

Have fun. Remember to use lube and a condom.