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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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stick a cork in your booty for protection

rednick95 0

no but if I were an asian girl and saw my boss type in tight asian pussy and were going on a trip with him I would b on my guard any rational person would b if u weren't then ur a naive little girl

bahaha. "hey, can you come over here? I need you to pick my pen up" "uh.. alright?" *bends over* "got ya now boy!" *rape* xD

TCU_FANATIC_1 0

Good Luck. lol

dude you are taking it way too far. your being stupid by thinking we and op hate gays. a) being gay is fine b) we don't know if the boss is actually gay c) you can't put 1 and 2 together and d) your a dumb idiot

hope u dnt get ass raped!! D: bwuahaha

gabrielleangeliq 0

337, I love you.

you killed it.

idc abt op but my roommate n me think ur smexy (:

haha , have funn xD lmfao