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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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did anyone consider that the boss might be a girl?!

it say "HIS office" not "HER office

don't drop the soap!

thedeadman64 0

lol dude

OMFG!!! AWKWARD!!!

dude become bi sexual 2reasons 1. check a pay raise cuz u will be ass ******* ur boss and 2. u get free ass sex

lighters_fml 4

#454 why in the hell would you become bi to just get butt ****** and get a raise?, I'm absolute that most males want to be straight and and not like getting butt ****** just because you like it.

that's......that's just wrong man, seriously WTF

it was probably a suggestion not a previous search

Your boss is perverted, but I think this is hilarious. Ever consider his boss is a girl and OP is gay?

bring a chastity belt.

icall_BS 0

I think OP has already lost his buttginity.