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Today, my boss called me into his office to show me the web site of a potential business partner. When he began to type 'virginia' into google, it auto-completed his search with his recent search for 'virgin boy assholes'. I have to go on business trip with him tomorrow. I'm a young guy. FML

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hahahaha. wow... first of all, don't accept any drinks from him. and going to his room for late night "work" means you're gonna bleed from where you're not supposed to! :D and if you're at dinner and he asks you to toss his salad.... he doesn't mean the kind from a restaurant with ranch. BTW, have fun on your trip.

swallow a fork dude.

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wow, that blows. hope you bring your ass protector with you.

it doesn't auto match curse words like if you typed in fuc- it wouldn't match up with ****

vsk8p1mp720 0

XD this is funny

wats so bad Now you can have a sugar daddy

I did and has a valid point but... no one likes red heads

toxic10uhc 0

347 your pic is the greatest thong I've ever seen.

what the **** does everyone have against red-heads??? and btw I read it, and I have to agree.

Mixmziebell 0

bring a condom for two

courtney504 0

Google autocompletes everything. doesn't necessarily mean he recently searched that. it always comes up with outlandish shit. heres some examples.... http://autocompleteme.com/

cuz their ugly and cuz their gingers