Love: Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his...

By Anonymous - 23/09/2018 14:00

Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML

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Both numbers are for eating out. Sounds fair.

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Now that's commitment.

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