Today, my boyfriend proudly showed me that he's put me in his favourites contact list on his phone with a heart image. Cute, but I saw another contact on the list with a heart image as well: his favourite take out restaurant. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend sent me a screenshot of his phone's contact list, to show me the adorable photo of us he'd set as my contact image. I guess he didn't realize that a contact called "Side Babe" was just barely in the screenshot too. FML
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend of two years had joined a group on Facebook called "Guys who are proud of their girlfriends". I smiled and was about to like it when I noticed a comment below from a girl saying, "Awww thanks babe :) xxxx." FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend took me to dinner. There was a beautifully decorated table with rose petals and a huge bouquet and he told me he had ordered all this for me. I'd never felt so special. That is, until I had to get up for the couple whose table it actually was. FML
Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML
Today, I logged onto facebook, and saw that one of my friends had just listed herself as in a relationship. I was happy for her, so I clicked the "like" button. Then I went to her page to see who her new boyfriend was. It was my boyfriend. FML
Today, by pure chance, I found the website where my boyfriend has been getting all the cute, "original" romantic texts he sends me, including the one that made me fall in love with him to begin with. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a status on Facebook saying what a great girlfriend he had. Flattered, I commented on it, saying that I felt the same about him. Turns out he was talking about his other girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my lover and boyfriend of over 5 years has me listed in his contacts as "Vagina". FML
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Top comments
Leeono 26
Both numbers are for eating out. Sounds fair.
Emma Marshall 19
At least it wasn't another woman 🤷🏽♀️
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Comments (23)
SJKatt 15
Why is this a big deal? He loves you. He loves food. You both fulfill different needs in his life. Get over it.
bidet 10
So any time he wants to eat out, he can just look for the heart icon.
Alaina Heuerman 21
Honestly same.
Eddie Nakamura 6
what's so bad about that??
lifeis4me 20
At least you’re up there with favorite food. That’s a big win in my book.
Mortoli 30
could have been worse lmao
campdude90 15
If he’s sleeping with someone at the takeout restaurant, then that would be concerning... otherwise don’t worry about it
DiscomfortZone 7
You obviously habe no idea how important takeouts are. Unlike girlfriends - it's hard to find a decent one. Take the f***ing complement and quit fishing for trouble.
BLARGTEHTACO 20
that's a high honour
DeadLife 2
food and sex what more could a guy want.