Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Liamj774 36
Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend
lex1459 38
I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.
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Comments (97)
GamerPerson 19
Reasonable side me of me: Take his car and pawn it or make it look like it was "stolen." Gamer side of me: Kill him. Screw rhyme or reason, just ******* kill him.
mistercannon01 3
See his ass
demonddm 24
turn him to the cops
delvolution 5
"somebody stole my car radio and now I just sit in silence"
Frostwolf223 1
Do yourself a favor and put a pickaxe through his new stereo.
random2212 16
*roommates and I
BlaargIAmDead 4
No, they got it right the first time. You wouldn't say the he stole from I, you would say he stole from me.
yellowpablo 21
If you file a police report the pawn shop will give it to you
fantasyworld 39
Steal and pawn the stereo.
xxred209xx 3
Rob all his shit. Beat his ass and kick him out
Sulphuric_Glue 16
This is what lawyers are for