Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend's boyfriend stole her car, so now she wants my car, the one that I just bought from her. FML
Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
Today, my best friend broke up with her partner. In retaliation, he got drunk and stole my car, then crashed it into a neighbour's house. Then after dealing with the police who didn't arrest him, he and my best friend made up and went to bed. FML
Today, I visited my friend in a nasty part of town. When I saw the shattered window of the car next to me, and the missing stereo, I moved my car to a safer location. Luckily, though, I have a common car, so the thieves were able to jimmy the lock and steal my stereo without making any noise. FML
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, I caught my "best friend" on my laptop, copying my girlfriend's nudes onto his flash drive. FML
Today, someone caused over $400 worth of damage by breaking into my car, just to steal $8 worth of beer. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
Today, I found that there were charges of almost 2,000 dollars on my bank account. Some asshole in Florida stole my money. I have bills and that was money I saved to buy myself a new car. FML
Today, I had three sheriffs come to my door, turns out my boyfriend of three years went on a robbing spree last week and brought the stolen merchandise back to my apartment. The best part: He used my car while committing the robberies. FML
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Liamj774 36
Maybe you could pawn him for a new friend
lex1459 38
I'd steal and sell the car stereo, then I'd get myself a new best friend.
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Comments (97)
cassidymg 17
You should report him/her to the police, he/she is obviously not trustworthy!
Tannasgh 22
Cops...
fabcade 14
Um call the police
anabanana101 15
You mean ex best friend right
militarybrat 21
And you haven't called the cops yet...why?
valalvax 13
That and the pawn shop (assuming they're legal) is holding it for 60 days to see if theft reports come through)
NakedandAfraid 14
strange. that sounds like something you do when you need heroin.
menfearme 10
Everything that gets pawned is registered with the name and address of the seller in a federal database. I assume you reported him to the police, but make sure YOU let the the pawn shop know which items are yours so they don't get sold. The police don't always get them on time and if it gets sold, its almost always gone for good. Now you know to choose better friends. Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. End this friendship... yesterday
justamom 3
My "best friend" stole baby gifts from my week old child.
Charles900 16
Well, it looks like it's time to trade in for a new best friend.