Today, a "friend" tried to sell me a digital camera that I recognized that was stolen from my home a week earlier, along with a few other things. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found my car had been robbed. The thieves stole my GPS, my iPod and my digital camera. While I was filing the police report, the officer recommended I take photos for insurance purposes. Then she remembered my camera had been stolen. She actually started laughing. FML
Today, I had a garage sale and sold some books I don't read anymore. A woman came up and yelled at me, saying I'd stolen one of the books from her house. I later found out that it was a distraction so that her boyfriend could steal my TV. FML
Today, I ordered a surveillance camera for my home. The package got stolen after being delivered. I think they're onto me. FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML
Today, I received an email from a shipping company telling me they had dropped off a package of expensive electronics at the front door. Too bad someone stole it before I made it to the door. FML
Today, at a family reunion, we all squeezed in for a picture. I set the self-timer and ran to get in it. 2 seconds before the picture went off, some guy came up, stole the camera, and ran away. FML
Today, my "best friend" stole almost $1,000 worth of electronics and video games from my roommates and me, just so he could pawn them off and buy himself a new car stereo. FML
Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML
Today, the police called because someone had turned in my wallet that was stolen. I happily drove home only to find that my house had been robbed and ransacked. FML
Today, my "friend" came over. I caught him trying to steal my iPod on the way out. Proud of myself for catching him, I asked him to leave, only to realize that I had forgotten to actually take the iPod back from him before he left. FML
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sunshine1421 14
you should break the box out then remark that itll go for a higher price in the box... see how long it takes for him to catch on
ElNeto 14
Did you kick his ass, OP?
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Comments (11)
moodyreallyrocks 27
Just be sure not to be making any invalid claims OP! Definitely suggest new friends!!
RichardPencil 32
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Digital camera? Maybe your "friend" was your guardian angel trying to bring you into the current decade?
mekiswrite 21
but then why try to sell back the digital camera?
sunshine1421 14
you should break the box out then remark that itll go for a higher price in the box... see how long it takes for him to catch on
GLX 18
That would've been the best thing ever if I had thought of it at the time omg.
ElNeto 14
Did you kick his ass, OP?
racecar842 3
Did yuou break his fingers?
RichardPencil 32
You need to focus on developing better friendships. I shutter to think your future pixel be any better than this crop.
jessicasoho 13
"friend" ha. I had a "friend" steal from me before. No longer allowed my friend. The older you get, you'll know who your true friends are.
Selene1090 26
Make a report with the police. If you have receipts or even the box or whatever proof then you could probably get it back.
Dumper420 3
I'd totally dump him and find new friends!