Today, my best friend since first grade, who I've been in love with for years and finally hooked up with last week, asked me for advice. He wanted to know if he should start a long distance relationship with a girl he hooked up with last night. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after my long distance "boyfriend" told me he loved me more than the world, he asked for advice on how to talk to girls. He already has a girl from class in mind. What's worse is that I actually haven't broken up with him yet because I know about his home life. I can't help but feel like I wasted my time. FML
Today, my best friend, with whom I have been in love for years, kissed me, hugged me, held my hand, hooked up with me and told me that he loved me more than anything and wanted to be with me... until he sobered up and his girlfriend got back to town. FML
Today, a guy I've liked for a while asked if he could talk to me during break. He'd never done that before, so I was excited and said yes. As soon as we both sat down, he asked if I'd help him get a date with my best friend. FML
Today, my best friend whom I have been in love with for years, called me, proposed, and confessed his love for me. He was at a noisy bar so I asked him to call me back later and we'd discuss it. He called back later, hungover, with no recollection of our conversation whatsoever. FML
Today, a guy who I was low-key crushing on asked me out. I excitedly told my best friend, as I do when I have big news. She informed me that the same guy asked her out 15 minutes ago. He'd originally been into her and only came to me because she rejected him. FML
Today, I found out the guy I’m in love with has been side-messaging one of my closest friends about hooking up for sex. This isn’t the first guy this has happened with. FML
Today, my best friend, the man who I've been in love with for nine years, finally told me he loves me and wants to spend the rest of his life with me. Unfortunately, it was while he was using me to practice proposing to his girlfriend. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML
Today, I asked out this girl at work who I've had a crush on for a while. She looked oddly familiar, aside from the fact that we worked together. It was almost like we'd met outside of work. Two hours and one Snapchat story later, I realized I'd asked out my best friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I had to help my best friend plan his upcoming date with the girl he doesn't know I'm secretly in love with. FML
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almost_there44 26
I don't know why people say they're in love with someone they haven't been with. Infatuation or lust maybe? Anyways OP, hooking up with him probably wasn't the best idea if you wanted a long term relationship. Maybe talking to him about how you feel would have been better. Since you're his friend, support him, he trusts you.
cacheson 42
Sounds to me like he's not worth it... But that's just my opinion.
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Comments (46)
Love_L0ST 13
@ #15 yeah all men can read the mixed signals of women *sarcasm*
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
If he was able to fall for someone so easily after a one night stand. He isn't worth persuing. Don't waste your time OP. There are definitely better men out there.
DoomedGemini 38
He didn't say he fell for someone? He was thinking about entering a relationship. The fact they had sex doesn't make that wrong, it doesn't seem op told him that they wanted more.
janfleury 19
You did call it a hook up.
adjwejaelwkdc 21
And when he asked that, just how hard did you hit him?
Crimsonb312 11
Honestly, you should have seen this coming. Pre-Maritial sex isn't a good idea if you don't want a massive case of grief after a breakup.
hugtrees13 16
If you wanted a relationship with him why hookup then? should establish if you want a relationship or not before sex.
dwayniea 2
some things in life should be clear
MistyMessedUp 9
I'm confused, someone please explain.
Catdragon 40
never EVER "hook up" with a guy that you're in love with. odds are it won't lead to anything great. the idea of a hook up is that it's a one time thing meaning he was only looking for that and nothing else.
latsyrk 3
OP, that sucks hooking up was a bad idea. You should sit him down and talk to him about your feelings for him. Goodluck OP.