Today, I was added to a random group chat. They were planning to film a porno and each member sent a nude. They were all grannies. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was on a webcam with my friend. We were joking around so I stood up and flashed her. Her grandma choose that second to walk past and look at the screen. Her grandma now thinks we're lesbians and that I'm a whore. FML
Today, I texted my friend asking if he'd like to join my "porno group". I meant promo. I quickly texted back correcting the mistake, but not before I received the nudes he sent. FML
Today, I came home to an orgy in my room. It appears that my parents have been renting our house out to porn studios. FML
Today, I witnessed a series of nude old people cycling in the city. I was eating. FML
Today, I was watching TV with my grandpa, and he stopped flipping channels on a movie with a hot naked chick getting oiled down. Suddenly the remote landed on my stomach as my mom and grandma walked in. They yelled at me for being a pervert, while my grandpa sat and chuckled. FML
Today, I found out why the group chat I was in with my friends has been dead. Apparently, they made a group chat without me in it, so that they could make fun of me behind my back. FML
Today, I was trying to be sexy and sent my new boyfriend a nude. Before we started dating, I had hooked up with three of his friends which he was super insecure about. Somehow I accidentally sent it to a group chat which included five different people besides us. All of those friends were in it. FML
Today, I found some nude vintage pictures in my house. I decided to beat my meat to them. Later I found out it was my grandma. FML
Today, I sent a great-quality booty pic to two of my love interests. Instead of sending it individually, I accidentally made a group chat. FML
Today, I was sexting my girlfriend when I accidentally sent one to my swim team’s group chat. This means that 19 men got a picture of me flexing with everything on display. Worst part? I got more compliments from them than I ever got from my girlfriend. FML
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jamieblue6 16
But did you send a nude back??
cacheson 42
You should offer suggestions and ideas!
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Comments (47)
LogicalCore 6
I would bleach my eyeballs.
MikaykayUnicorn 36
Bleaching your eyes doesn't change the fact that you have already seen it.
freddygasman 18
it's your brain you need to bleach, your eyes have no memory.
realitypreacher 4
Lucky
I_AM_CAPTAIN_NOW 4
Big surprise eh?
cprad11 12
If it's any solace, I'm a fan, #15.
cacheson 42
You should offer suggestions and ideas!
IIVIMMXV 9
You are in the comment section of every post. FML.
Shawn2095 18
Nobody deserves that. FYL
Mathalamus 25
And I'm just gonna drink a lot of slurpees to get rid of that image...
jamieblue6 16
But did you send a nude back??
mineller 24
Maybe they wanted you as the male talent? Quite a compliment.
ThrottleJockey 36
Hummers from gummers.
otterman_empire 7
I'm sorry
Chikiriwak 17
Oops wrong number ;-)