Today, my best friend had the balls to call me an alcoholic. She snuck vodka on a cruise ship in a Listerine bottle. I've never had a drink. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my best friend got drunk and told me he's only friends with me because no one else will be friends with him. He then went on to tell me that he wasn't actually that drunk. FML
Today, it was my friend's 18th birthday. She had invited us out drinking. I've never had alcohol before and was very excited. I got a call explaining that she had invited one too many and asked me not to come. People bragging on Facebook about what a great time they were having didn't help either. FML
Today, I celebrated my friend's 5-month sobriety milestone with her by getting absolutely wasted. FML
Today, I was arrested for drinking in public. It was my friend who was drinking; I was taking the alcohol from her so she wouldn't be arrested. FML
Today, a friend of mine got a bit drunk, but said she was fine and didn't feel drunk at all. I took her keys anyway and said she could sleep on my bed, while I slept on the floor next to the bed. I was rudely woken up in the middle of the night to her rolling over and vomiting on my face. FML
Today, I was holding my drunken friend's hair while she threw up in the toilet at a party. She said, crying, "Y'don't have to do this..." I told her that that's what friends are for. She replied, "Yeah, but I did sleep with your boyfriend..." FML
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Today, my alcoholic friend, who is now sober, told me I was a lot more fun when he was drinking. FML
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Today, I was cleaning out some cabinets and stumbled upon a bottle of vodka. Being a recovering alcoholic, I immediately flushed it down the toilet. When my boyfriend got home, instead of being proud of my victory, he bitched me out for wasting the good shit. That’s for the support babe. FML
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Top comments
Callyn 47
That's called 'projecting'. Your friend knows she has a problem but can't admit it. Try to get her to talk to someone about her drinking.
Dave_Davington 34
That doesn't necessarily make her an alcoholic. Cruise ship alcohol is extortionately expensive. Honestly, I'd have done the same if I were her.
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Callyn 47
That's called 'projecting'. Your friend knows she has a problem but can't admit it. Try to get her to talk to someone about her drinking.
T1A2Z3 35
Or say you do have a problem and ask her to come to AA with you. Might make her more likely to comply
mattyiscool123 26
Now everyone will try that
maikeru1979 23
Your friend wouldn't happen to be named stacey?
jbuckets_404 39
Or Brittany? ;-)
Dave_Davington 34
That doesn't necessarily make her an alcoholic. Cruise ship alcohol is extortionately expensive. Honestly, I'd have done the same if I were her.
RichardPencil 32
Denial ain’t just a river in Egypt. Or at sea.
tonyfan00 38
You've entered stage one of depression: denial.
Lobby_Bee 18
You're on a cruise and you don't want to drink with your friend? F Her Life.
MidnaLink 35
I wouldn't either, after being blamed for alcoholism by a hypocrite.
Tree Fitty Cr 5
Man females find anything and everything to fight about... she called you an alcoholic... who cares?
Cadie Ledger 11
You realize the OP is female, right?
T1A2Z3 35
Projection?