Mmkay1515
Plainfield, United States
Today, my brother decided to join me on my first date. Not only did he answer the door with a bat, he also got inside the car and sat next to my date, pushing me to the back. He stayed the entire time, and walked me back to the house. My mom laughed and gave him $20. It was a dare. FML
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
My guess is there isn't going to be a second date.
tayraaah 31
Do the same thing to him on his next date, pay back.
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xXHollowIchigoXx 17
My guess is there isn't going to be a second date.
JocelynKaulitz 28
That didn't even count as a first date.
heythere131630 9
Unless the guy actually likes her enough to go out with her despite her crazy family, in which case she might have found a keeper!
greenmen 12
I will guess someone else will be sleeping well after ur second date
Temi25 6
Brotherly love
Bigasstothbrush 0
Sounds like something I would do…
tne201992 12
Well then you are a big jackass.
KrazieKleo 13
No, he's a bigasstothbrush.
domking1315 20
^The hell...
ghostlilac 25
^2's username
LouisianaBob 9
I don't think it would have bothered me but I probably would have ended up talking more to the brother than the girl I came to see.
sydsyd12345 6
Lol i love you
tayraaah 31
Do the same thing to him on his next date, pay back.
MelTheGreat 23
But up the ante, next time.
UberNova 18
You know it could just be me, but I would just not let her? You know use something called physical force.
Metallica36176 16
37 - Yep, cause your date is going to LOVE how you push around a girl, especially your sister.
Metallica36176 16
Btw that was sarcasm...damn
SaintPeasy 3
His number was 34, not 37.
Metallica36176 16
I probably noticed 17 above it and added the 7..whoops.
Kallian_fml 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Your mom is awesome.
chatoyant_fml 12
Awesome? What if op liked the guy.. Still awesome? No.
bladedrose 3
Yea still awesome!
Vidrill 22
Yes, because the job of a good parent is to intervene and probably jeopardise the future happiness of their kids. There is a time and a place for pranks.... I hope OP made a big deal out of this to her mother and insisted that she never get involved in her love life again.
vietboi2991 15
If it was the dad I would understand but the mom??
thatKidzmOm 10
Depends on OP's age, I'd say.
T9FTW 20
You just let your brother do that? YDI!
MelTheGreat 23
Maybe he was completely in shock or something. But seriously... To just stand back and let that happen? YDI
LexieWins 0
I'm not sure how old OP is, but I completely agree with you. Unless OP is in the "chaperone required" stage, then OP needs to grow a backbone.
insainpyro 13
did you ever think that maybe op is intimidated by their brother?
emilyjgraham 34
intimidated or not, do what you have to do to get rid of him, it's quite immature of him to do that for money I'd say! dares are funny most of the time but op should have put her foot down. hopefully the guy has a sense of humour!
FML_Whale 18
I don't know, my older brother is kind of a big guy, so maybe physical force wouldn't really work too well?
YouSoClear 6
Sucks to be you
Dixbfloppin 11
Maybe that must be why it's on FML.
wickedninja918 1
no shit sherlock
boating_guy 33
That's terrible OP, sorry to hear your date was ruined. Good thing is, it's (hopefully) only uphill from here!
retyi43 14
they'll leave you alone as you get older... hopefully
emilyjgraham 34
you've heard of interfering mother in laws right?
retyi43 14
yes. like i said.. hopefully. lol
LexieWins 0
Your date is definitely a trooper for going through with the date.
VonGore 6
I'm unsure of how to react, because I dont know how old the OP is. However, in any case, I wouldnt have let my brother tag along.
astralvagan 20
I don't really think it matters how old OP is..... She is at least old enough to go on a date. The fact is that she has asshole parents
VonGore 6
Well, I was basing it on age to see if maybe she just isn't old enough to have her own authority. A 16/17 year old could just blow their brother off and not let him come, whereas a younger girl couldn't do that because "she has to listen to her brother." I don't know. Sorry for my shit comment(s).
RedPillSucks 33
Well, OP is dating someone old enough to drive, so I'm guessing she's 16+, unless the guy's a pedo, then perhaps the brother with the bat might make more sense.