fatass_ninja

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(Not Carlisle), United States
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Tuesday 07 January 1997

Fatass_ninja

I play soccer (and by the way, why is everybody hating on soccer?) I'm a left defender. I love all kinds of music, hate politics, and have airsoft wars on weekends

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shelby - 30/03/2011 04:54 - United States

Today, I realized I don't know which is sadder: the fact I have detailed conversations with myself in my car, or that I bought a Bluetooth earpiece so that I can do it in public without people thinking I'm a complete lunatic. FML

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failbaby - 02/06/2009 06:18 - United States

Today, I heard a baby crying while I was walking down the street. I walked around until I found it. In a dumpster. I immediately called the cops, completely freaking out. When the cops came, they pulled the baby out of the dumpster. It was a plastic baby doll. FML

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