Today, I finally got up the nerve to ask a girl at my school for her number. As I was typing it into my phone, she pointed out the giant booger firmly attached to my sleeve. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally got the guts to text this cute girl at school. I started sending flirtatious texts, only to find out the hard way that she'd given me her boyfriend's number. FML
Today, I decided to to gather up the courage to ask the cute boy in my math class for his number. He gave it to me, and I texted him later that night. But little did I know he actually gave me the number of the creep in class who is always grabbing my ass. I ended up asking the creep out. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to write a girl a note, with my number on it, and the words: "You're stunning. Get in touch sometime." Heart pounding, I saw her, got up, and passed her the note. Then I passed out at her feet. FML
Today, for the first time I sat next to a hot babe. I was feeling nervous, nevertheless, I managed to shyly ask her phone number. It’s only when I arrived back home that I realized there was a digit missing. FML
Today, after weeks of eating in the same restaurant, I finally worked up the nerve to ask the super-cute cashier for her phone number. "Aw, how cute. Do you have an older brother?" FML
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Today, I wrote my phone number on a Post-it note and gave it to a cute girl at work. She immediately threw it away. In front of me. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the girl I’ve had a crush on for years. I was so nervous, I got confused and sent her a text meant for my best friend that said, "I’m about to ask her out. Pray I don’t puke on her." She responded with a laughing emoji and said, "You really need to work on your game." FML
Today, I looked in my pocket for the phone number of a girl I met last night at a party. I remembered us talking and exchanging phone numbers. When I found the piece of paper, I discovered that instead of writing her number down, I had drunkenly written down my own. FML
Today, trying to be smooth, I slipped the girl I like a piece of paper with my phone number written on it. A while later, she slipped it back to me and left the room. FML
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Top comments
Colon_Man 17
"Uhm... It's not mine!" "You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?" *slowly backs away*
Chrysic 20
Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.
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Comments (15)
Colon_Man 17
"Uhm... It's not mine!" "You have someone else's booger on your sleeve?" *slowly backs away*
Chrysic 20
Did she give you her actually number? Because if she did, she's a keeper.
VowelMovement 15
How does that mean she's a keeper? They literally know nothing about each other yet, they haven't gotten to know each other at all.
fakedsincerity 32
Lighten up, #10. They just meant if she won't judge a dude by a random booger on his arm she's probably chill and worth going out with.
lexos 16
Look on the bright side you have her number. Now you just need to make sure that you are booger free for the first date
watermelon15 35
One day you'll laugh about it
ragnarok1540 39
A new take on that old handkerchief joke ... How do you give OP the courage to ask a girl out? Put a little boogie in him!
ssnow_fml 20
So did you still get the number?
ssnow_fml 20
So did you still get the number?
more2erotica 8
So she's observant. That she was looking in your direction while you are taking down her number is a sign of positive body language. The unfortunate part was the golden bug placement. I would've laughed and said, "There's been worse stuff on my sleeve," and just keep going. A moment of me being an airhead when meeting a girl turned out to be a cute thing she remembered me by for years after.
tygerarmy 35
Doesn't matter, got number! As long as you still got the number it's a win. And it'll take a lot of effort to make the next time you talk more awkward for you. So, really it's a double win.
HUGBUG 23
You still got her number