Anonymous
Barrie, Canada
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
sheridan.ashley
Australia
Today, my sister decided to wake me up by pumping handwash into my open mouth. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my drunk sister threw up on me while I was sleeping. FML
davincourt
Apollo Beach, United States
Today, I woke up to my girlfriend wiping a booger off her finger and onto my lip. FML
Katie
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
United States
The Bathtub Incident
Today, my little sister took a dump in our bath tub right before we were leaving for soccer practice. When my mom found it, she blamed it on me, then made me pick it up with my bare hands. FML
Ese
Ewwwwww
Today, my sister took me out shopping for my birthday and had been drinking a Monster the whole day. Halfway back home, I took a sip of it and she screamed, but it was too late. I had drunk the phlegm that she spat into the can earlier. FML
good big sister?
Sault Sainte Marie, Canada
Sleep demon
Today, my 7-year-old sister had a nightmare, so I let her sleep in my bed. I woke up to her punching me in the face and giving me a black eye. Apparently, she not only screams when she's having a nightmare, she also "gives the bad guy a taste of his own medicine." FML
Anonymous
Sudbury, Canada
If it's brown, let it float around.
Today, for the millionth time, I walked into a complete smellhole of a bathroom, because my almost ten-year-old sister not only never flushes, but she doesn't wipe either. FML
shitface
Australia
Today, I woke up to my 2-year-old daughter hitting me in the face. She had just pooped her nappy and put her hands down her pants to "feel it squish around." FML
qwerty
Today, I found out my little sister took a picture of me taking a shit and showed it to her friends. FML
Melissa
Badmouth Strikes Again
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Top comments
arano 29
Lmao. Shitblossom.
juicy_extasy 25
Take it out of your mouth and stick it on her face. Ew!
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Comments (65)
rebeccacmlc 22
Ew that's disgusting ... What a brat.
DocBastard 40
Sell the little **** to the circus. They're always looking to buy shitblossoms.
Jae_Hellyun 17
Would have been the day I slapped the hell out of Her too...
Tripartita 45
"Shitblossom" – It's amazing how one word can just make an FML.
amileah13 26
Aren't siblings lovely? *says sarcastically*
Solano2580 24
She's 9 years old OP, you deserve it.
ZaiopePerSe 15
just because she's young doesn't mean the older sibling deserved it. just makes it slightly more understandable
MonstreBelle 29
Start blowing snot rockets into her food
lvg_fml 10
Sounds like something to discuss with your parents. If you go for revenge she'll probably go to them and you'll be the one in trouble
wanttobe 8
that's utterly disgusting. teach her a lesson by covering her pillow in feesh snot :-) better now than later. the jokes, teasing and pranks will only worsen if that's her behavior
frenchyB 14
It's payback time girlie!