Today, my five year-old sister won't stop saying, "Shit buckle fuckle ton." My boyfriend's excuse was that he was teaching her how to rhyme. FML
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Today, my little sister was rhyming words with "truck." When she came to "fuck", I told her never to say that word again because it was bad. She ran around the house screaming it. I'm in trouble for being "a bad influence." FML
Today, my 7-year-old sister had to tell my mom to watch her language. FML
Today, while home from college for the weekend, my sister started whining about how I keep using "big fancy college words" and making her feel bad. My sister is 27 and teaches elementary school. The word I used was "ludicrous." FML
Today, I came home from work to my 4-year old daughter cussing left and right. I asked her about it; she said that her brother had taught her some words. When I confronted him about the situation, he kicked my shin and screamed, "Stop treating me like a fucking child!" He's 5. FML
Today, my 4 year-old daughter's favorite expression became "shit balls." FML
Today, my son said his first complete sentence: "Mommy likes shit." Not only will he not stop saying it, I have no idea who taught him to say it in the first place. FML
Today, my 7-year-old used the word "crap". When I told her that she mustn't use that word because it's rude, she simply replied, "Mother, you should hear the words I use at school." FML
Today, my son said his first word, which was, "Fuck". He got it from my great aunt, who my wife was skeptical of our son meeting because she "says too many bad words". Sorry, Honey. FML
Today, my 9 year old shitblossom of a sister decided to wake me up by hocking a loogie into my mouth. FML
Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML
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brownie3333 4
At least it rhymes...
hippodankamus 22
Watch her grow up to be the greatest rapper of all time
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Comments (44)
brownie3333 4
At least it rhymes...
MrSassypants 34
#6 I guess number one didn't have time to rhyme.
thief1434 23
Don't worry, that shit is gonna be a hit!
MrConcise 35
Not to be a git, but we need to quit.
mif_fml 27
No, it's a crime that he taught her such a shitty rhyme.
MrSassypants 34
But once it is all set and done, he doesn't give a shit buckle fuckle ton.
Retaheki 27
-throws flowers-
cakefete2 31
And now, we are being showered with flowers for these lyrics of ours.
Retaheki 27
Can I join with more flowers on this late hour?
Becca_Bear_98 19
*deep sigh* Boyfriends. . .what can you do about it? xD
mollyjynxjax 28
Well, technically, she could break up with him. Would be a bit of an overreaction, but it's something you could do
quickit 24
#2 Um.. Maybe try getting one with some class?
Ichiya 29
Killing him is a bit of an over reaction but, dumping him would be fine if he continues this behavior.
_Lenah_ 20
Say that 5 times fast
njgohard 16
Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton . Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton. Shit buckle fuckle ton.
Sangue0608 26
Saying and typing a tongue twister are very different things.
HairIsEverything 15
Honestly, after saying it 5 times fast it's not much of a tongue twister at all, just hilarious
ThunderTheRad 14
That's one way.
feven 32
He couldn't stick with cat and hat or rat or fat?
hippodankamus 22
Watch her grow up to be the greatest rapper of all time
cakefete2 31
I'm gonna let you finish, but OP's sister is the greatest rapper of all time.
devildog562 33
I shouldn't have laughed at this. Try and explain to the kid that you can't say those things and move on. Put the boyfriend in time out.
Brandi_Faith 34
I completely agree with 8, this is where discipline and consequences come into play. Explain that it's not appropriate to say, that the boyfriend was in the wrong for teaching it and hopefully she'll listen, if she doesn't and continues to say it than that's what time-outs are for. Good luck op!
Ichiya 29
Soap meet bf's mouth.
thief1434 23
New poet laureate right there!
aamir251 18
Haha! Epic. Have you thought of how you are going to explain this to your mum?
DenverTyrrell 13
Maybe try teach her a new one?