Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, after a night of back pain, fatigue, and wrestling with my crying, screaming son, who couldn’t sleep, I woke up to find my laptop wouldn’t power on because my daughter spilled ice cream on it. I need my laptop for my new job. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!
kellster 2
I guess you shouldn't have left it in her reach, or her unattended with it, if she couldn't be trusted to be obey you. I hope you're teaching her a lesson about honesty and obedience here! That said, sorry about your laptop. :/
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3timesthefun 0
you must have been watching your daughter do this the whole time to realize what she had spilled on the computer screen AND to know the side of the sponge she used to clean it with.. FAKE.
mercedeslove 0
YDI for not keeping your legs closed
dsnke1 0
YD2Die for being a virgin
leasha12111 0
never have kids they ruin your stuff
CheckYourPockes 4
either your daughter is an idiot or you dont know what discipline is
element01 0
kids a woman in training!
ediciusNJ 0
YDI for having an idiot daughter. I got a Commodore 64 when I was FOUR and I took care of it up until the time it finally conked out due to years of use...12 years later. No Spaghetti-Os, no soapy water, nothing even close. As an extra bonus, my original disk drives, joysticks and monitor all still work just fine to this day. I'm sorry, but that's one stupid 7 year old to do that. And to leave a kid with such diminished mental capacity unattended with a piece of expensive electronics? Also not too bright.
Jim_Sheebie 0
Any abuse she gets for that is deserved.
nukeboy14 0
you do remember that its her mom's laptop not hers , why would she give a shit if here mom's laptop broke
neverStopLaughin 0
She did that at seven. wow. You would think she would know better.
blaqwidow20 0
#1 said it prefect :) ha lol