Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, after a night of back pain, fatigue, and wrestling with my crying, screaming son, who couldn’t sleep, I woke up to find my laptop wouldn’t power on because my daughter spilled ice cream on it. I need my laptop for my new job. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!
kellster 2
I guess you shouldn't have left it in her reach, or her unattended with it, if she couldn't be trusted to be obey you. I hope you're teaching her a lesson about honesty and obedience here! That said, sorry about your laptop. :/
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HeyThereLove 0
my sister just turned 8 and she knows enough not to clean a laptop w water... =_=. I call fake.
gabii1fred 0
wow kids these days are very dumb with computers. i knew how to use a computer since i was 3 and had my first own computer when I was 7 . now im 13 with a macbook and iphone 4 ... damn these kids need to learn better ...
AriTheAirhead 10
Eheheh, epic fail. when I was 7, I would just play Paint on the desktop most of the time.
Pendoom 0
Teach your kid how to work a computer :P. Or.. At least how NOT to ruin it? And also, I don't think you should put anything valuable in a child's reach if they haven't been trained to use it properly.
Frankie1234 9
aww thats pretty cute of her but gutted for you
neongurl98 10
Gosh, that's terrible!
ghostmaya123 11
Some people on here are really mean you don't know why the little girl did it, she could have a mental problem, my friends parents have a niece that does crack and seven years ago she was pregnant with the sweetest little girl ever and the night the little girl was born she did enough crack to kill herself and her baby, she ended up having the baby and my friends parents adopted her right out the hospital anyway and though she seemed perfectly normal she slightly slower hen other kids her age and has to repeat the second grade and she would do something like this because her parents tiptoe around her because of what shes been through MORAL of the story don't judge before you know the whole story(:
sambo1andonly 5
Passwords = Genius Invention
thebest200 5
Lock that shit up
xXfrostXx 9
Kids...