Today, my 7 year old daughter decided to use my laptop without my permission. She accidentally got SpaghettiOs on the screen, then used the hard side of a sponge, filled with soapy water, to scrub both the keyboard and screen of my laptop to clean it off so Mommy wouldn't know. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my 3 year old daughter decided to put black nail polish over the webcam lens on my laptop because "It wasn't all black, so I decided to fix it." FML
Today, I received my new laptop in the mail and put it on the kitchen counter, where my family charges all our electronics. My mom then decided to make soup and spilt chicken broth all over my new laptop before I even got the chance to turn it on. FML
Today, my friend spilt orange juice all over my iPad. She then went ahead to clean it off by rinsing it with water. FML
Today, I let my mother use my computer for school work. Later that day my mom asks me what's wrong with the computer. I look at it, only seeing a "Welcome to Windows XP" screen. She said that she saw a blue screen and pressed L and C when it asked her to. My mom managed to clear my hard drive. FML
Today, I decided to be healthy and drink a tall glass of water whilst doing my assignment that is due in three days. I managed to spill the entire glass over my laptop. I flipped it over and used a hairdryer to dry it off. While doing that, I managed to melt my keyboard. FML
Today, I managed to accidentally drop an entire cake on my laptop's keyboard. There's so much frosting stuck under the keys, I have no idea how I'm going to clean it out. FML
Today, I was washing dishes while my 2-year-old was napping… or so I thought. When I finished and went to check on her, I found she'd taken off her diaper and smeared poop all over the carpet. She must have been up a while because it was everywhere. I spent the next hour scrubbing. FML
Today, my 10-year-old "helped" me by “fixing” the parental controls on the iPad. I didn’t ask for help. Now it won’t let me access email, news, or even Google, but it will let me watch 47 hours of baby cartoons. I've been locked out of my own device by someone who can’t eat spaghetti without ruining a shirt. FML
Today, after a night of back pain, fatigue, and wrestling with my crying, screaming son, who couldn’t sleep, I woke up to find my laptop wouldn’t power on because my daughter spilled ice cream on it. I need my laptop for my new job. FML
Today, I babysat my niece and thought a quick shower would be fine. I left her watching cartoons with a blanket and returned to find she’d used washable paints on the carpet and her hands, leaving tiny colorful footprints to the couch. Her proud smile made me forgive the mess, but I spent the evening scrubbing. FML
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redbluegreen 41
Uh-oh, spaghetti-o's!
kellster 2
I guess you shouldn't have left it in her reach, or her unattended with it, if she couldn't be trusted to be obey you. I hope you're teaching her a lesson about honesty and obedience here! That said, sorry about your laptop. :/
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plexico 4
And if it was a Mac she destroyed, make sure she walks in on you while you are doing all three simultaneously!
Intoxicunt 6
Haha. If it was a Mac she destroyed, take her out for ice cream. I'm Intoxicunt, and I'm a PC.
halliekinze1014 0
Honestly? shes 7! and how could she get your computer if she didnt have permission? put a password on it! and you should try watching her. she made a mistake, wow thats really bad. oh, and she tried to fix it! thats like one of the 7 deadly sins! you had a child, and you need to watch her.
Iris_River 15
Kids can still get onto a laptop, while not being able to log in, they can still get it. And OP can't keep an eye on the child 247. No one can. It is just called being patient. And plus you need to not be so rude to OP. MISTAKES HAPPEN. We're only human. Yes it is the price to pay for having a child, but everyone takes care of things in their own way. Maybe you should remember that.
Jincos 0
It's called warranty.
MickDeal 1
did you find out?
Bud_fml 16
Dude you're daughter is 7? wtf is she? mentally retarded?
nerdlover 0
I think another problem is scrubbing side of a sponge plus an lcd probably isnt a good idea.
ronbprod 0
rOnb : u will always love her for this.. .
slash1396 0
@84 i agree wtf???
plexico 4
Only if she's diabetic.