blacksheep
Today, my 6 brothers and I (a girl) were finally finding out the sex of my mom's baby. It's going to be another boy. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Sam
Today, I went to my first ultrasound appointment. The daughter I was hoping for is actually going to be boy triplets. FML
Anonymous
Alingsås, Sweden
Today, the paternity test came back. It's like I suspected all along; my "son" is actually my half-brother. FML
Xandar
Today, I was told by my wife that we were going to be parents. We are both females. FML
Anonymous
Louisville, United States
Family man
Today, I found out that yet again I'm having twins. Sounds great and all, but the only problem is that my mother-in-law is the one pregnant. Oh boy, I'm fucked! FML
Anonymous
Akron, United States
Today, I found out that I'm going to be a father. Too bad I can't tell my wife. FML
josh
United States
Today, I found out that I had my first born child. It's a boy. I found out on Facebook. FML
Anonymous
Queanbeyan, Australia
Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML
Anonymous
Maryland Heights, United States
Build your own
Today, after my wife gave birth to another of our daughters, she announced that this was the last one. When I reminded her I still needed a son to carry on my name, she replied, "Well, you've got four girls. You want a boy? Birth him yourself!" FML
Anonymous
United States
Classic grandma
Today, I announced my fourth pregnancy, this time with twins. I heard my mother mutter, “Finally two kids from the same dad.” FML
mommytobe
United States
Today, mom was so upset when she found out that she is having another granddaughter that she wants us to pay her back for the little boy clothes that she bought before the sex of the baby was known. FML
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Greycatsister 12
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?
Talis99 26
God help any of your boyfriends. :)
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elliottthefmlgod 0
I have 12 older sisters and I'm a boy
dafluckster 6
Fml for your mother somehow ending up with a total of 8 children. That's awful.
smartazz104 2
At what point would your parents think "enough"?
ducksloveme 3
I know how you feel, I have 24 sisters
Lazy34 7
If anyone ever breaks your heart they'll have a batallion of brothers to deal with